I Love It When

Baby, please sing to me
Sing, sing aloud
Baby, tell me you love me
And love me a lot
Tell me you cannot live without me
Say it like it's never enough
Invite me inside when it's raining
And then picture us married
I love it when you look that serious

Baby, argue with me
Argue with me aloud
Baby, please trouble me
Trouble me a lot
Just scream your lungs out
Say you had enough
Leave me outside the door when it's raining
And then steal my umbrella
I love it when you act that mean

Baby, please warn me
Warn me about me aloud
Baby, criticise me
Criticise me a lot
Tell me how unreasonable I am
Say you cannot agree with me
That the sun is brighter when it's raining
Hear my silent compliment of rational opposition
I love it when you say 'I told you so'

Baby, you look desperate to me
Too desperate and too loud
Baby, please look a little bit more tired
Like I tire you a lot
Just heave a sigh
Say 'What can I do?'
Tell me you hate when it's raining
Burst in tears, let me hear you crying
I love it when you look as you might give up

Baby, please irritate me
Do something loud
Baby, think about it
Think a lot
And then tell me about your fears
Say it all, say nothing at all
Anyway, I can't hear you when it's raining
Then turn your back on me
I love it when you slam the door and say it's over

Baby, cry for me
Cry out loud
Baby, please regret me
Regret me a lot
Tell me you never want to see me again
Say you'll miss me
Leave me outside the door when it's raining
Give my umbrella back
I love it when it's definitely over